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Cui Dingchen got out of the driver’s seat, carrying packages in his hand. He raised his gaze to Xu Zhao and Cui Qingfeng and let out a small smile as he walked over. He handed the two packages to Xu Zhao and said, âBirthday present. Happy birthday to Xu Fan.â
âThank you, Youngest uncle.â
Xu Zhao reached out to accept them, but based on West Prefecture Cityâs customs, he didnât open the presents. Instead, he smiled as he invited Cui Dingchen into the courtyard.
He then carried the gifts to the west wing. When he returned from the west wing, he found the Xu and Li families had enthusiastically pulled Cui Dingchen and Cui Qingfeng to sit. Fortunately, Cui Dingchen and Cui Qingfeng had worldly experience and quickly appeased the two families. They then sat with Xu Zhao and Xu Fan.
It was a bit crowded, but birthdays should be lively and no one cared. They conversed and laughed, and since everyone was thinking about the birthday, it was a very happy dinner. After everyone ate, they started putting away the dishes.
Xu Fanâs little hands held a bowl. He smacked his lips, then quickly said, âGrandma, donât put them away. Donât. I hadnât eaten my fill yet. I-I still want to eat. Da Zhuang also didnât eat his fill. Da Zhuang also wants to eat.â
Da Zhuang immediately nodded, âGrandma Xu, I havenât eaten my fill yet.â
Mother Xu: â…â
However, when they saw Xu Zhao bringing out two small cakes and lighting the candles, Xu Fan and Da Zhuang immediately stopped saying they âhadnât eaten their fill.â Instead, their eyes shone brightly as they were filled with happiness.
Da Zhuang whispered, âSanwa, what is that?â
Xu Fan replied, âItâs cake.â
Da Zhuang continued to ask, âWhatâs cake?â
Xu Fan thought for a moment, then replied, âCake. Cake is cake.â
Da Zhuang asked again, âThen can cake be eaten?â
âYes,â Xu Fan replied.
âIs it tasty?â
âYes, very tasty. Even tastier than pickled plum powder.â
âHave you eaten it before?â
âI havenât.â
âThen how do you know it tastes good?â
âI guessed,â Xu Fan said proudly.
Da Zhuang: â…â
Even Da Zhuang was speechless at Xu Fanâs words.
But Xu Fan didnât realize this. He looked at the candles on the cake. He was excited and couldnât help but ask, âDaddy, can I eat it yet?â
Xu Zhao smiled and said, âNot yet.â
âWhy not?â Xu Fanâs face was full of confusion.
Xu Zhao smiled and said, âBecause you need to make a birthday wish before it can be eaten.â
Since Xu Zhao always told a story before bed, Xu Fan knew what he meant by âwish.â Since Da Zhuang always gossiped with Xu Fan, he also knew what âwishâ meant. Therefore, in order to eat cake, Da Zhuang was anxious to make a wish and said, âMy wish is to be as amazing as Great Sage the Equal of Heaven.â
He really was obsessed with âJourney to the Westâ!
Xu Zhao asked why he wanted to be like the Great Sage the Equal of Heaven. Da Zhuang said the Great Sage the Equal of Heaven was amazing. He could fly, transform, and fight monsters. He was a hero people worshiped. Xu Fan also said Great Sage the Equal of Heaven was amazing and could fly, transform, and fight monsters. He also protected his master. He said he wanted to become Great Sage the Equal of Heaven so that his daddy didnât have to ride the bicycle everyday. It was tiring to hike. He didnât want his daddy to be tired. He wanted to bring his daddy to âfwooshâ in the air to sell popsicles and vegetables. He would also protect his daddy and fight against monsters.
âSanwa is amazing!â Cui Qingfeng took the lead to applause.
The others followed suit to praise Sanwa and Da Zhuang.
Xu Zhao applauded as well. His eyes turned red. His Xu Fan was so warm. In order to prevent others from seeing, he lowered his head. When he raised his head again, his gaze bumped into Cui Dingchenâs, who was beside him. Xu Zhao smiled embarrassingly and said, âSorry, itâs embarrassing.â
Cui Dingchen nodded and whispered, âItâs fine. Itâs understandable.â If he was Xu Fanâs dad and heard Xu Fan say that, he would also be moved.
âThank you for understanding.â
Xu Zhaoâs heart warmed. Being âunderstandingâ was very charming. He collected his emotions and solemnly said to Xu Fan and Da Zhuang, âXu Baobao, Li Baobaoââ
Xu Fan immediately interrupted Xu Zhao and said, âDaddy, youâre wrong. Iâm Xu Baobao, but he isnât Li Baobao. Heâs Li Da Zhuang.â
Xu Zhao: â…â Baobao was a general nickname for babies. It wasnât a specific name.
The group of adults laughed.
Xu Zhao had no choice but to say again, âXu Fan, Li Da Zhuang, happy birthday. I wish you two health and happiness every day.â
Mother Xu clapped her hands in agreement. âEvery day!â
Li Da Zhuang also repeated, âEvery day!â
âOkay then. Letâs blow out the candles and cut the cake!â
After Xu Zhao finished speaking, he had the two children blow out the candles together. Then, he and Da Zhuang’s father took their respective childâs hands and cut the cake. They didnât let the two children eat yet and tried to teach them a bit of politeness by having them bring cake to the adults first. And so, the two children first gave cake to Mother and Father Xu, then Da Zhuangâs grandparents, then according to the generation, Cui Dingchen. Xu Fan grabbed the cream cake and gave it to Cui Dingchen.
Cui Dingchen said, âXu Fan, happy birthday.â
Xu Fan said in a milky voice, âSecond Grandpa Cui, eat cake.â
Cui Dingchen said, âOkay.â
Xu Fan placed his small hand beside his mouth as he greedily stared at the cake and said, âSecond Grandpa Cui, i-i-if you canât finish it, you can give it to me. I-I-I can eat a lot.â
Cui Dingchen: â…Okay. Iâll give it to you in a bit.â
Xu Fan was instantly happy and said, âThank you, Second Grandpa Cui.â
He seemed very mannered, but it was all for the sake of food.
Afterward, they gave some to Da Zhuangâs dad, Cui Qingfeng, and Xu Zhao. Xu Fan and Da Zhuang were the last to get cake. When they tasted the cream cake, the two children were ecstatic and couldnât stop eating. Da Zhuangâs entire family had to pull Da Zhuang away in order to stop the children from eating all the cake. However, since they ate a lot, they couldnât let the children get indigestion and could only have them take a walk to digest.
And so, Xu Zhao grabbed a flashlight and took Xu Fan to talk in the field. Cui Dingchen and Cui Qingfeng followed. As they walked, Cui Qingfeng used his foot to lightly tap Xu Fanâs little butt. Xu Fan turned around and asked, âWho kicked me?â
No one paid attention to Xu Fan.
After a while, Cui Qingfeng kicked Xu Fan again.
Xu Fan still didnât see who it was. He raised his head to Xu Zhao and said, âDaddy, letâs go home.â
Xu Zhao asked, âWhy do you want to go home?â
âBecause t-t-there is a ghost kicking my butt here.â
Xu Zhao: â…â
Cui Qingfeng: â…â
Cui Dingchen: â…â
Cui Qingfeng stopped kicking and rubbed Xu Fanâs meaty little face. He obediently followed Xu Zhao and Cui Dingchen. They checked on the vegetable greenhouse along the way. When they left the big greenhouse and returned to the Xu familyâs main hall, Mother and Father Xu were in the west wing, preparing the bed for Xu Zhao and Xu Fan. Since it was cold today, they added another layer of blankets for them.
As they were tidying up, thinking that the two packages on the bed were the blankets Xu Zhao had purchased, they opened them. As a result, they were very thick down jackets.
Mother Xu grabbed the down jacket and said, âXu Zhao, you already bought a cotton-padded jacket. Why didnât you wear it out? Be careful not to get sick.â
Xu Zhao looked at the down jacket and asked, âCotton-padded jacket? I didnât buy one.â
âThen what is this?â
âI bought it,â Cui Dingchen answered.
Xu Zhao was stunned and asked, âWho did you buy it for?â
âYou.â
âWhy did you buy it for me?â Xu Zhao was very puzzled. It was understandable if he had purchased it for Xu Fan since it was his birthday. But he really couldnât understand why it was purchased for himself.
Cui Dingchen said, âWhen I was shopping for Xu Fan, I also bought one for you. Think of it as an early birthday present.â
Birthday present!
So that was the case! Xu Zhao immediately accepted it.
âDo I get one?â Cui Qingfeng quickly asked. âYoungest uncle, did you buy me a birthday present as well?â
âYes,â Cui Dingchen said, âitâs in the car.â
Cui Qingfeng was very happy. âThank you, Youngest uncle.â
Xu Zhao breathed a sigh of relief.
Mother and Father Xu reprimanded, thinking that Cui Dingchen was being too wasteful. They thought this down jacket had to be very expensive.
Cui Dingchen calmly said, âI didnât spend a lot.â
Cui Qingfeng urged Xu Zhao to try it on. If it was too big or small, they could exchange it. Xu Zhao tried it on and it fit perfectly. On the other hand, Xu Fanâs was a bit too big. Mother Xu said it was good that it was big. He could wear it for another year. She still thought Cui Dingchen was being too wasteful, and Cui Dingchen objected. He stayed at Xu Zhaoâs house for a bit longer before tying Cui Qingfengâs bike to the top of his car and driving away from South Bay Village with Cui Qingfeng.
Cui Qingfeng was excited about the down jacket. He opened it as soon as he got into the car. As he was happily wearing it, he realized that it was a bit tight around the armpits and said, âYoungest uncle, the jacket you bought is too small.â
âItâs because you got fatter from eating so much,â Cui Dingchen said.
Cui Qingfeng smiled and said, âThen letâs exchange it tomorrow for a bigger size.â
âOkay,â Cui Dingchen replied.
âIâll exchange it myself. But Iâll take it home to show Mom and see if she thinks it looks good.â
âSure.â
Cui Dingchen sent Cui Qingfeng home and chatted with Father Cui for a bit before returning to his own home. Cui Qingfeng held the down jacket and showed Mother Cui, telling her that Youngest uncle had bought it for him.
Mother Cui didnât lift her gaze as she said, âIs it too big or too small?â
Cui Qingfeng asked in surprise, âMom, how do you know it was too small?â
âDo you think I donât know your youngest uncle? He doesnât know how to buy clothes. Heâs always been like this. Except for buying the perfect size for your dad, he would always get the wrong size for other people. Itâs always either too big or too small. And given the fact that there are so many sizes in the store and theyâre never the same, he has never bought the right size before. Thatâs why I havenât let him buy me clothes in years. Even your dad doesnât let him buy any.â
âWhy does he get the right size for Dad?â Cui Qingfeng held the down jacket and asked.
âBecause he pays special attention to your dad and puts his entire heart into it when heâs purchasing clothes for him. Plus, he knows your father very well and knows every little detail. So he wouldnât buy the wrong thing.â
Cui Qingfeng was originally smiling, but hearing this, he suddenly thought of something and his expression slowly froze.

ngl cqf already felt inferior to mc and now he realized his supposed love rival is his perfect youngest uncle he’s gonna cry to death lol (â â§â â˝â âŚâ )
hahaha đ He’s already crying lol
cui qingfeng you poor sweet baby, you deserve happiness too!!! đđđ
Yesss!!!!
Hahaha omg no it’s not what you think it is, cui qingfeng! Actually it is but don’t think too much! Or maybe do so that you’ll move on earlier? Lmaoo
Thank you for the translation â¤ď¸
Lmaoooo my feelings exactly đ
ooohh he finally know thattt
thanks for your hardwork i love this one so muchđđ
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